Anonymous asked:
wait i totally missed the post ppl are mad about i bet it's rly funny pls show me
Ok so I’m not sure how to even begin here but this post (which I edited and is purposefully so specific and so sloppy it’s part of the joke) started circulating
https://jimmyfury.tumblr.com/post/675061152896647168/god-can-you-imagine-if-donald-trump-became
But someone noticed it was edited and was spamming the SHIT out of my notifications replying to every person like the town fucking crier all “THIS IS FAKED” so I blocked them because it was annoying as fuck. They took personal offense and basically made a call-out post on it, which also got circulated:
https://lastvalyrian.tumblr.com/post/693118389055635456/god-can-you-imagine-if-donald-trump-became
Note: the person who I blocked apparently later said they felt bad about what they said and I bear no ill will towards them.
Anyway the fact that I made a joke sent so many people into a murderous rage that it’s only my sheer stubbornness that has kept my ask box open and prevented me from turning the reblogs off the post. I will not be cowed. I will not stop lying. I will continue to falsely prophesize.
kickasstorrents-deactivated2023:
lets all drill holes in our heads for more room for God
(via bigbangfieri)
fullmetalfisting:
The amount of drama that’s occurred over the broken soda machine in the break room has straight up taken over my job. Literally a third of what I do is handle complaints about it and drama generated over it
Every morning I open this vintage fucking soda machine from 1982 that’s just a really big refrigerator and take out a bunch of sodas and put them on the counter and have a little lock box for people to put money in if they take a soda and people come into my office like “hello I saw Angel take a soda without paying” and apparently another employee turned it over trying to get quarters and ones to come out of the coin slot and I’m like. Holy Christ I have like, actual work to do
It’s my first day wearing a DivaCup and I’m p sure I put it in wrong because you’re supposed to turn it 360 degrees inside of you but my vagina is not at all stretchy enough for me to get my fingers up there to do that while there’s an enormous cup inside me. Maybe I should have gotten the one for teen girls?
The amount of drama that’s occurred over the broken soda machine in the break room has straight up taken over my job. Literally a third of what I do is handle complaints about it and drama generated over it
fullmetalfisting:
Me, flirting: hey so i have a coupon for couple’s horseback riding lessons and you look like just the right size to ride pillion 😏
Me, trying to pretend I’m not afraid of the horses: Oh maybe I’m the better size to ride pillion